UK Delivery

We offer free and fast delivery on all orders to anywhere in the UK. For smaller orders, we aim to process and deliver in 1-4 working days (Mon-Fri).

Please note that processing, printing and delivery times can increase significantly for larger orders of 1000+ pieces – if your order is urgent or particularly large, please get in touch to confirm shipping times.

Express Delivery – UK

Good things come to those who wait, but it’s always nice if they come a little quicker. That’s why we also offer Express Delivery in the UK. These orders are jumped to the front of the queue and shipped with a next day delivery service.

For smaller orders of 50 pieces or less, this costs just £4.79 and processing and delivery usually takes 1-2 working days.

For larger orders, we charge and extra 15% of the total cost, due to the extra costs involved with getting a large order out really quickly. Processing time will be much faster but can still take a while for particularly large orders (over 1000 pieces). Please get in touch to confirm time frames.

International Delivery

Delivery outside of the UK costs £9.99 for smaller orders (50 pieces or less) and is £20 for orders over 50 pieces.

Orders are usually processed within 1 working day (Mon-Fri) and shipping usually takes approximately 3 to 5 working days for Europe, and 5-7 working days for the rest of the world.

If there is a particular courier or shipping service you’d like us to use, we’ll be as accommodating as possible. Just get in touch.

How will I know when my order is shipped?

We send a shipping confirmation email when your order is sent out.

If you have any queries or would like more options, please get in touch before placing an order and we will be happy to help.


We are happy to accept returns on unused, stocked items within 30 days of purchase.

Products that have a customisable element such as custom designed condoms cannot be returned unless the items arrive damaged or defect, although this is very rare. If you do have any problems that you would like to discuss, please don’t hesitate to reach out to us and a member of the team will be happy to help.

It may sound cheesy, but your happiness is our number one concern.