UK Political Condoms

Who will you be voting for in the 2024 Condom General Erection? Cast your vote by purchasing one of our political party themed condoms. Every condom counts!

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Who’s Winning in your region?

The General Erection Poll

Every sale of one of our political condoms counts as a vote. The map below shows a breakdown based on sales. Who’s going to come out on top?

Breakdown by Region

Region CON LAB SNP LD GRN REF
North East 8.3% 41.7% 5.6% 2.8% 19.4% 22.2%
North West 13.6% 50.6% 3.7% 8.6% 7.4% 16.0%
Yorkshire & Humber 6.4% 27.5% 4.6% 9.2% 22.9% 29.4%
East Midlands 37.3% 29.9% 1.5% 3.0% 10.4% 17.9%
West Midlands 17.6% 51.8% 2.4% 11.8% 5.9% 10.6%
East of England 22.5% 21.3% 1.1% 18.0% 11.2% 25.8%
London 22.6% 42.4% 5.6% 4.5% 18.1% 6.8%
South East 31.5% 24.3% 2.7% 18.0% 9.0% 14.4%
South West 33.0% 29.7% 1.1% 11.0% 13.2% 12.1%
Scotland 4.4% 23.1% 35.2% 15.4% 14.3% 7.7%
Wales 8.6% 31.4% 5.7% 14.3% 22.9% 17.1%
Total 19.4% 34.2% 6.3% 10.3% 14.1% 15.6%

Last Update: 6th June 2024 at 17:57. Total Votes: 1,008.

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Frequently Asked Questions

To case a vote, simply purchase one of the condoms. Each design is associated with a different political party, and will count as a vote for that party in our poll.

The region you’re voting in is based on the shipping address used to purchase.

Yes, each condom purchases counts as one vote. If you buy 10 condoms, you get 10 votes. No, it’s not fair.

Nobody – we’re a private company and we make money every time you buy our condoms. We specialise in printing designs on condoms. We’re not affiliated with any political party.

Yeah, sorry about that.

We had to draw a line somewhere, and chose to go with the parties polling in the top 6 in terms of vote share, in Great Britain, according to YouGov on 21-22 May 2024.
These were LAB (46%), CON (21%), REF (12%), LD (9%), GRN (7%) and SNP (3%).

Absolutely – you can create your own design here and we will print whatever you want on a condom packet.

Yes! All of our condoms are real, safe to use, and meet all legal requirements in the UK and EU.

The goal of this campaign is to get more young voters engaged and talking about politics in a fun way. Don’t forget to vote for real on 4th July 2024 at your local polling station!

No, purchasing condoms in the General Erection will ultimately have no real world consequences. C’mon, really?

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