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Who's Winning in your region?
The General Erection Poll
Every sale of one of our political condoms counted as a vote. The map below shows a breakdown based on sales. Who's came on top?
Breakdown by Region
| Region | CON | LAB | SNP | LD | GRN | REF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| North East | 8.3% | 41.7% | 5.6% | 2.8% | 19.4% | 22.2% |
| North West | 13.6% | 50.6% | 3.7% | 8.6% | 7.4% | 16.0% |
| Yorkshire & Humber | 6.4% | 27.5% | 4.6% | 9.2% | 22.9% | 29.4% |
| East Midlands | 37.3% | 29.9% | 1.5% | 3.0% | 10.4% | 17.9% |
| West Midlands | 17.6% | 51.8% | 2.4% | 11.8% | 5.9% | 10.6% |
| East of England | 22.5% | 21.3% | 1.1% | 18.0% | 11.2% | 25.8% |
| London | 22.6% | 42.4% | 5.6% | 4.5% | 18.1% | 6.8% |
| South East | 31.5% | 24.3% | 2.7% | 18.0% | 9.0% | 14.4% |
| South West | 33.0% | 29.7% | 1.1% | 11.0% | 13.2% | 12.1% |
| Scotland | 4.4% | 23.1% | 35.2% | 15.4% | 14.3% | 7.7% |
| Wales | 8.6% | 31.4% | 5.7% | 14.3% | 22.9% | 17.1% |
| Total | 19.4% | 34.2% | 6.3% | 10.3% | 14.1% | 15.6% |
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I vote?
To case a vote, simply purchase one of the condoms. Each design is associated with a different political party, and will count as a vote for that party in our poll.
How are the regions worked out?
The region you're voting in is based on the shipping address used to purchase.
Can I vote more than once?
Yes, each condom purchases counts as one vote. If you buy 10 condoms, you get 10 votes. No, it's not fair.
Who's funding this?
Nobody - we're a private company and we make money every time you buy our condoms. We specialise in printing designs on condoms. We're not affiliated with any political party.
Where is Northern Ireland?
Yeah, sorry about that.
Why isn't (insert party) included?
We had to draw a line somewhere, and chose to go with the parties polling in the top 6 in terms of vote share, in Great Britain, according to YouGov on 21-22 May 2024.
These were LAB (46%), CON (21%), REF (12%), LD (9%), GRN (7%) and SNP (3%).
Can I make my own design?
Absolutely - you can create your own design here and we will print whatever you want on a condom packet.
Are the condoms real?
Yes! All of our condoms are real, safe to use, and meet all legal requirements in the UK and EU.
Why are you doing this?
The goal of this campaign is to get more young voters engaged and talking about politics in a fun way. Don't forget to vote for real on 4th July 2024 at your local polling station!
Will the winning party form a new government?
No, purchasing condoms in the General Erection will ultimately have no real world consequences. C'mon, really?
Get in touch
We're on a mission to increase voter turnout among young people, by sparking conversation around our political-themed condoms.
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Use this form to reach out to us.